"Hey people! Im still here, alive and kickin'!"
When I was asked to open for the annual conference "Prophets Arise" along side of Isaac, I was thrilled. It was a complete honor, and I was humbled and excited at the same time. That evening, I wore the most slimming outfit I had. I prepared myself mentally to get the people excited about the conference, and packed a big diaperbag for all of Katy's needs while I was away.
I was ready.
When Isaac and I went up there, he said all I had thought about saying. By the time I had to speak, all I could come up with was
"We have a fantastic presentation prepared for you. Let's get started!"
to which Isaac interrupted and said that no, it was not time for that yet. Apparently, there was something else on the schedule before that presentation. So, there I was- with nothing worthwhile to say and three thousand people to watch.
I was a true DORK.
But then, there is always the cherry on top. As an added DORK Bonus- I came across the only picture taken of me during the conference. It was that rare moment when I was actually talking (probably about the non-upcoming presentation). Here I am, looking like a total DUFUS HEAD:
Let us laugh together at the irony of the moment.
(look closely. It looks like Im taking a moment to fart)