I was washing dishes when I got an epiphany. I always get those when I'm in the kitchen, so I spend quite a deal of time there. Mostly, eating.
I was randomly thinking about the transitions that Disney animation has had, and I realized that the original production team must have been formed entirely out of sexist pigs.
Dont get me wrong, I looooove the original Disney cartoons. You probably do to. That's cuz theyre good at suckering us in. Yes, we the ususpecting, sensitive women, who dont realize that these movies have a manipluative intent-
1). Snow white
the maid of cleanliness. She is allowed to have refuge from a murderous witch as long as she cooks and cleans for seven little men.
It doesnt get more self explanatory than the picture. You may argue that she was cleaning for her stepmother and stepsisters who were also women, and you would be right. Except that you would have missed the subliminal message that has already deposited into your head- she looks and sounds her best as long as she is cleaning. Oh, and dont forget that key scene. The one where the mice are making a dress for cinderella.
"I'll cut with these scissors!
And I can do the sewing!
Leave the sewing to the women (?!)
You go get some trimmin'
And we'll make a lovely dress for
3). Peter Pan
Mrs. Darling. Her sole function is to tend to the husband who orders her to FIND HIS CUFFLINGS! And dont forget the famous scene where Wendy must stitch Peter Pan's shadow as he tells her that "girls talk too much."
4). Sleeping Beauty.
Doom by spindle (what's with the sewing obsession?!)
I could go on, but I think youre starting to get the picture. The one where all a woman could aspire for was to be RESCUED by a handsome prince, then taken to his castle so she can tend to the household duties while looking beautiful.
Women of today, may we applaud the new heroes of the face of disney-
You go, girls! Set us free!
...now, if we can get a short and chubby princess who doesnt wear makeup, Ill feel even better about myself.